One Direction Waking Up Their Future Children

Harry: Um...erm...you...like...have...to....yeah..um...so...erm...just wake up, you have school, babe.
Liam: Good morning darling. Wake up, you don't want your schedule to alter a bit, do you ? Now wake up so you can eat your breakfast that gives you the nutrition that you need for the day.
Louis: Wakey Wakey, you had enough beauty sleep babe. Wake up so that you can get ready for school. Don't forget to put on something with stripes. Ok so you won't forget though because I set out your clothes. Orange looks better on you than blue.
Niall: WAKE UP BEFORE I EAT ALL OF BREAKFAST !
Zayn: Wake up. Today is a new day. A new journey. A new memory. So wake up and pick the right paths.

thrustmeharreh:

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me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
13 year old bitches who thinks they're cool if they say they're not a virgin anymore or they smoke, or they do drugs...

itsgottabeboo:

n-jhoran:

Never really payed much attention to Josh; earned a lot of respect reading this. 

Seriously? Josh has been this amazing since day 1. Now everyone loves him. blarrgg

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blowitout:

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ohmyhoranmones:

always-a-greek-demigod:

…This was his sarcastic-ass response:

omfg i laughed until i started crying

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